Episode 14 “Mailstrom”
Posted on November 28th, 2009
Received this in the mail the other day.
I don’t know if you know this, but apparently $55.00 is not an address.
I was as shocked as you are. I mean, it has numbers and words. What part of “numbers and words” is not an address?
You got me.
But clearly it is not.
I guess what I’ve learned is that the United States Postal Service does not appreciate having to divine where your mail should be directed. And what an expensive lesson it was to learn, too.
Kathy: Drop this off at fifty-five dollars, please. I’ll give you this $.44.
USPS: No deal. That’ll be another $.44.
Kathy: But why?
USPS: Because you’re an idiot.
Can’t argue with that logic. Add an envelope and $.44 to my idiot tab. And if you see me wandering around with that lost look, please help me out…I’m probably looking for a dollar amount.
Why?
Because I’m an idiot!
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omg. *wiping tears from eyes* too effing funny.
Comment by Sistoo — November 29, 2009 @ 1:41 pm